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15 Retro Toys You Absolutely Wouldn't Want To Cuddle With

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There have been so many types of toys over the years, whether they were Barbies, action figures or even toys that probably weren't appropriate for kids...

The thing is, a lot of these toys were super strange looking. I don't know why, but it's just a fact. It really makes you consider how much times have changed! Seriously, take a look at these!

This monkey looks like it knows all your secrets

This bunny looks like it has pink eye

Are those suppsed to be eyelashes, whiskers or just really weird hair?

Nice doggy....

Why do all these toys always have rubber faces? It's so bizarre

See? Everything has a weird rubber face!

I don't know what this is, but I am not a fan

You know it's bad when even the listing isn't sure what it is

How many weird toys could there possibly be? Turns out a lot more...

This is NOT what panda faces look like

Why is it always sleeping? That seems extra creepy

Does it REALLY need a belly button?

I don't like anything about this...

What is this supposed to be?

I assume he used to have fur, but now he just looks like a little nightmare

Whoever made this is my hero. There's a lot to take in here, so make sure you take your time

Do you find these creepy? If you have any pictures of creepy stuffed animals you remember share them in the comments!

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