Retro | Life | Toys

12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores

Disney

Toys were one of the best parts of growing up, and just about every cartoon, movie, or game we loved definitely tried to market itself to us in some way (even when it was for something R-rated). Sometimes, these toys really needed a second glance from the marketing team, as more than a few of them seem more... adult than is appropriate.

E.T. Finger Light

Knickerbocker

Big Hugs Elmo

Hasbro

Superman Snuggler

DC

Dora The Explorer Aquapet

Aquapets

Mickey Mouse Microphone

Disney

Buzz Lightyear Cup

Disney

Click to the next page for even more inappropriate kids toys!

Two Finger Squirter

Excite

Rad Repeatin' Tarzan

Disney

What's Yours Like?

Patch Products

Inflatable Wolverine Pillow

Marvel

Bikini Bottom Groom & Go

Nickelodeon

Batman Squirt Gun

DC

Did you have any inappropriate kids toys? Share in the comments!

More Throwbacks

90s

25 Disturbing Garbage Pail Kids That Still Gross Us Out Decades Later

Long before fidget spinners were banned from playgrounds across America, teachers struggled to control the spread of the giddily disgusting Garbage Pail Kids cards.While we tried to get our grubby little hands on every single set of these trading cards, looking back we wonder how we could stomach the nasty designs. Here are 25 cards that still make our stomachs churn:1. Slain WayneToppsWhile boogers were the bread and butter of garbage pail kids, the cards weren't afraid to stray into very adult territory. This scene of a death by execution was definitely one of their most questionable images.

90s

11 Surprising Facts About 'Small Soldiers,' The Movie That Put The "Action" In Action Figures

There were some truly strange movies to be found in the "Children's" section of your local Blockbuster in the '90s, but Small Soldiers was definitely unique.The action film about a batch of killer toys was marketed as family-friendly, but many parents were surprised by the movie's more violent scenes. The reason for that mixed message is one of our 11 surprising facts about the movie.1. It wasn't meant to be a children's movieDante on the set of the movie.CineplexThe film's director, Joe Dante, had already pushed the envelope for dark, family-friendly comedies with Gremlins. But he had