If you were getting excited about Disney's live-action remake of Mulan, I have some terrible news for you.
It's been revealed that the study producing Mulan was dumb enough to decide to make the move NOT A MUSICAL.
"Yes, from what I understand, no songs right now, much to the horror of my children," said director Niki Caro.
Well maybe your clearly-smarter-than-you children should make the movie then, huh?
HOW IS MULAN SUPPOSED TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS?
To make matters even worse Li Shang, Mulan's love interest, won't even be in the movie. He's going to be replaced by a NEW character, named Chen Honghui (according to the casting sheet.)
"It's a big, girly martial arts epic," Caro said. "It will be extremely muscular and thrilling and entertaining and moving."
This movie is going to hell in a handbasket and it hasn't even STARTED yet! Beauty and the Beast just totally crushed it at the box office and do you know why? Because it sticks to the classic story. No one is asking you to remake the Disney movies because they want a new story. It's because they want to add that more realistic feel to an already perfect masterpiece.
To say people are upset is like saying Emma Watson was only okay as Belle. It's a complete pile of horse poop. People. Are. Livid.
We all mad about #Mulan not having the songs, but watch, they'll take out Mushu because "comedic relief doesn't mix well with action."— WIN! IPHONE 7 PLUS! (@giveawayding) March 19, 2017
Without any songs in Mulan how are we gonna get down to business to defeat the Huns??? pic.twitter.com/SLOSfFvueZ— Trainer Josh (@JoshHelaku) March 19, 2017
Mulan is the literally the best Disney princess, she saved the whole of China and she doesn't even get music in her own film pic.twitter.com/McQYwDUEhK— ㅤ (@MALEKALYCIA) March 18, 2017