20 Of The Funniest Signs From The Simpsons

<div><p><em>The Simpsons</em> has been on the air for nearly thirty years, and what most people immediately think of its ever-expanding cast of wacky characters or its <a href="https://www.throwbacks.com/the-simpsons-best-guest-stars-2083518543/">numerous guest appearances</a>. What they sometimes forget, however, is some of the absolutely brilliant writing that goes into creating the many signs and storefronts of Springfield.</p><p>We love the sign gags because they're bite-sized, blink-and-you'll-miss-it jokes that not only give the town its distinct personality, but also sometimes provide the show with some of its most risqué, adult humor. Here are some of our favorites.</p><h3> <strong>20. In 'N' Out Ear Piercing</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/simpsons-signs-piercings.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img><figcaption class="op-vertical-center">.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Think about it...</p><h3><strong>19. Pay &amp; Park &amp; Pay</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/76636c3e52c2fc0db871b813ce696f5d.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>You know someone would do this if they could get away with it.</p><h3><strong>18. Boxing Tonight</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/funny-signs-from-the-simpsons-6-27.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>Ouch. Literally.</p><h3><strong>17. Franchise Expo</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/funny-simpsons-signs-10.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>Oddly specific.</p><h3><strong>16. Mom &amp; Pop Hardware</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/desktop-1422977450.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>Just a little too real...</p><p></p><div align="center" data-freestar-ad="__336x280 __789x280" id="throwbacks_articles_incontent _1"> </div><p></p><h3><strong>15. Eye Caramba</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/Simpsons-signs_9f8535_5457769.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>Nice parody of their own catchphrase.</p><h3><strong>14. Stoner's Pot Palace</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/simpsons-draft-27-photos-17.png" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>"Man, that is flagrant false advertising!" - Otto</p><h3><strong>13. American Shipping Service</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/Simpsons_53678a_5680017.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>You'd think they'd just change the name.</p><h3><strong>12. Springfield Psychiatric Center</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/simpsons-signs-bugs.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>Hilariously dark.</p><h3><strong>11. Springfield Christian School</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/christian-school.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>Truth in advertising?</p><h3><strong>10. Parent/Teacher Night</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/Funny-Simpsons-signs-2.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>Brutally honest.</p><p><strong>There's even more hilarious signs to be found on the next page!</strong></p><h3><strong>9. Sneed's Feed &amp; Seed</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/Simpsons-Signs-HEADER.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>Really think about it...</p><h3><strong>8. Monstromart</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/latest-16" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>We've all been there.</p><h3><strong>7. Animal Assistants</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/simpsons-signs-braille.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>Just really clever.</p><h3><strong>6. Winnipeg</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/Winnipeg.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>For the Canadians in the house.</p><p></p><div align="center" data-freestar-ad="__336x280 __789x280" id="throwbacks_articles_video"> </div><p></p><h3><strong>5. First Church of Springfield</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/Funny-Signs-From-The-Simpsons-023.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>Ouch...</p><h3><strong>4. Springfield Dog Track</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/CexdgZLXEAAgF9x.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>The classic.</p><h3><strong>3. Springfield Youth Center</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/gag_signs_spotted_in_the_simpsons_16.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>Just harsh.</p><h3><strong>2. It Blows</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/witty_signboards_from_the_simpsons_03.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>Get it?</p><h3><strong>1. Ice Cream Social</strong></h3><div><figure><amp-img src="https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/05/funny-simpsons-signs-ice-cream-social.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>How they got away with this one is a mystery</p><h3>Those are just some of the many, MANY hilarious signs from The Simpsons. What are some of your favorites?</h3></div>