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12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores
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Toys were one of the best parts of growing up, and just about every cartoon, movie, or game we loved definitely tried to market itself to us in some way (even when it was for something R-rated). Sometimes, these toys really needed a second glance from the marketing team, as more than a few of them seem more... adult than is appropriate.
E.T. Finger Light
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Big Hugs Elmo
![](https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/07/desktop-1419966495.jpg)
Superman Snuggler
![](https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/07/inappropriate-toys-20.jpg)
Dora The Explorer Aquapet
![](https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/07/longform-original-1499-1412617223-8.jpg)
Mickey Mouse Microphone
![](https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/07/longform-original-11106-1412616973-17.jpg)
Buzz Lightyear Cup
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Two Finger Squirter
![](https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/07/inappropriate-toys-15.jpg)
Rad Repeatin' Tarzan
![](https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/07/tarzan.gif)
What's Yours Like?
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Inflatable Wolverine Pillow
![](https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/07/toysinap3.jpg)
Bikini Bottom Groom & Go
![](https://legacy.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/07/bcbbc9f920b6d0997af5a7030a5cce62.jpg)
Batman Squirt Gun
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