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12 Super Inappropriate Kids Toys We Can't Believe Made It To Stores

Disney

Toys were one of the best parts of growing up, and just about every cartoon, movie, or game we loved definitely tried to market itself to us in some way (even when it was for something R-rated). Sometimes, these toys really needed a second glance from the marketing team, as more than a few of them seem more... adult than is appropriate.

E.T. Finger Light

Knickerbocker

Big Hugs Elmo

Hasbro

Superman Snuggler

DC

Dora The Explorer Aquapet

Aquapets

Mickey Mouse Microphone

Disney

Buzz Lightyear Cup

Disney

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Two Finger Squirter

Excite

Rad Repeatin' Tarzan

Disney

What's Yours Like?

Patch Products

Inflatable Wolverine Pillow

Marvel

Bikini Bottom Groom & Go

Nickelodeon

Batman Squirt Gun

DC

Did you have any inappropriate kids toys? Share in the comments!