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20 Things That Will Remind You How Old You Really Are

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They say that time passes more quickly the older you get, and considering that with every passing year I get increasingly jealous of how well Betty White has aged compared to me, I'm starting to feel like that's a legit thing.

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And as we get older, there are all sorts of interesting facts that start popping up to remind us that time is slipping away from us, and clearly it's all the younger generation's fault. Here are some of the things that are forcing us to ask "just where has the time gone?"

Also me.20th Century Fox

1. Today's 18-year-olds have never lived in a world without emojis

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It's hard not to love emojis, especially for those of use who remember a time when our fastest option for texting was T9. Nothing makes you appreciate a tiny cartoon poop symbol like having to press a button 4 times just to get the letter S.

The first emojis were used in Japan in the late '90s, but they've since gone on to make up about 96% of any given text message. Also, they officially have their own movie because 2017 was a lawless wasteland.

I refuse to link to the trailer and you can't make me.Sony Pictures Animation

2) The future in Back to the Future Part II is now in our past

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The second movie in the massive Back to the Future trilogy should now probably be called Back to the Future Part 2 Years Ago, since 2015 has long come and gone. To make things worse, the 2015 featured in the movie was significantly better than the 2015 we actually got. After all, our "hoverboards" don't actually hover

These are not the same thingGifsboom.net / Universal Pictures

We don't get basically instantaneous pizza

And our outfits don't look like this

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Actually on second thought maybe our 2015 was at least better in terms of fashion. Barely.

3) 9/11 is now closer to the Challenger Disaster than the present day

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There are certain events that are so powerful they go on to define a generation. Everyone remembers where they were when these events happened and suddenly history gets separated into what happened before, and what happened came after. For some of us our first experience with something of that scale was the Challenger Disaster in 1986, but that would later get eclipsed by the terror attacks of September 11, 2001. While 15 years separate the Challenger Disaster and 9/11, this year will mark the 16th anniversary of the September 11th.

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Considering the massive impact 9/11 had on us, it's almost impossible to imagine what it would be like to have no memory of the experience, but we've reached the point where the next generation - who were mostly born after 9/11 - are approaching adulthood. As of 2016, there are high school students learning about 9/11 as a historical event they were not alive for. Not to mention all of the even younger kids who will be headed to high school in the coming years.

4) 1994 is as far away from 2017 as 2040 is

Me, realizing the math checks outNew Line Cinema

In my head whenever I think of "10 years ago" I'm thinking of the '90s, but that's just...no longer right. In reality, 2017 is as close to 1990 as 1990 was to 1963. Even if we correct our brains to associate the 2000s with "10 years ago," we're still not safe, especially once you realize that 2004 is as far away as 2030.

You, right now. Probably.Giphy

5) After this year, there will be no more '90s "kids"

This is what '90s kids look like now. Feel old yet?Imgur

As of January 1st, 2018, every single person born in the '90s will be at least 18, and therefore all '90s kids will officially be adults. While all the kids born in the later years of the '90s are definitely too young to even remember what that decade was like, it still hurts to think about it.

I mean, it sucks that you missed out, but c'monShared

6) The kid in Big is now older than Tom Hanks was when they made the film

Well, now you are.Giphy

And not just a little bit older, either. Young Josh in the movie was played by David Moscow, who at the time was 14. He was born in 1974 which means he'll be turning 43 when he celebrates his birthday on November 14th. HOWEVER, Tom Hanks was born in 1956, so when he was playing Josh he would have only been 32. That means young Josh is now over a decade older than big Josh was when the movie was made. Try not to scream.

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7) The dancing Ooga Chaka baby is old enough to legally drink

Well not really, it's a 3D animation of a baby not a real person. It is, however, turning 21 this fall, because it was first created in 1996. Just in case that doesn't make you feel old enough, it's also been 20 years since the baby made it's "acting" debut as Ally McBeal's hallucination.

8) And so is Lilo from Lilo & Stitch

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This is almost more shocking then realizing that Lilo and the creepy girl from The Ring are played by the same actress. In the original movie, Lilo is 6 years old. Well, Lilo & Stitch came out in 2002, which means it's been 15 years. That would make Lilo 21 years old today.

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9) We're further from the release of The Phantom Menace then it was from the release of Return of the Jedi

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If you grew up loving Star Wars (and really, who didn't) then you'll remember just how big a deal it was in 1999 when we could finally go back to that galaxy far, far away with Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Of course, it didn't really live up to our expectations, but the excitement we felt was so very real. It's been 18 years since we were introduced to the horror that is Jar Jar Binks, but The Phantom Menace only came out 16 years after Return of the Jedi.

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10) The Furby is older than today's high schoolers

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We all remember the Christmas where the Furby was the fight-inducing, must-have toy taking the world by storm. While they have since gone on to haunt our nightmares, no seemingly-possessed Furby could possibly be as scary as realizing just how old they are now. The animatronic toys were released in time for Christmas in 1998, which means as of 2017 they are 19 years old. That makes them older then any of the kids who would currently be in high school.

Not even taking the batteries out can stop themKnow Your Meme

Still feeling young and fancy-free? Well the next few facts will probably change that...

11) Rickrolling has been around for a decade

We've all been victims to thisRCA

Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" seemed destined to be just another entry on a list of '80s one hit wonders, then in 2007 - 20 years after the song's release - someone on 4chan's /v/ board Rickrolled for the first time by posting what they claimed was a mirror of the trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV (which was unavailable thanks to heavy traffic). Soon, no link was safe and Rick Astley's dulcet tones were only a click away. While it's not nearly as popular as it once was, it's clear that when it comes to rickrolling the internet's response is "I'm never gonna give you up."

12) Jonathan Taylor Thomas is almost the same age as Tim Allen was when Home Improvement started

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Home Improvement was one of the best sitcoms of the '90s, and it made one of its young stars, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, a household name and teen heartthrob for an entire generation of girls (and even some guys, let's be real). While he hasn't been in the limelight recently as much as he was in the '90s, he's definitely all grown up now. In fact, in two short years he'll be the same age Tim Allen was during the first season of their show. In 1991, when the show started, Tim Allen was 38 years old. When he celebrates his birthday on September 8th this year, JTT will be turning 36. That just hurts.

Yeah, same.Giphy

13) There are people who joined Twitter as teenagers who are now in their 30s

Considering how important social media has become to basically everyone, it's hard to believe that they've only really exploded in the last decade. Twitter first appeared in July of 2006, so anyone who signed up at 19 would now be turning 30.

14) Macaulay Culkin is now as old as Catherine O'Hara was when she played his mom

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While Macaulay Culkin will always be a kid in our memories, it's been a very long time since he played the precocious Kevin McCallister who was always getting left behind. When she played his mom in the first film, Catherine O'Hara was 36, which is exactly how old Macaulay Culkin is now. Well, at least until August 26th, at which point he'll be 37 and officially older than his movie-mom. In case that didn't hurt enough to think about, Culkin is also now older than would-be robber Marv (Daniel Stern) was when he was subjected to all of Kevin's booby traps. In 1990, Stern would have been 33.

15) CK One is the same age as Justin Bieber

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CK One was one of the scents of the '90s, and the fact that it was marketed to be for both men and women made it kinda a big deal. Justin Bieber is one of the most polarizing figures in music, though I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone likes him considering his goal in life seems to be acting as unlikeable as possible. What this iconic perfume has in common with a divisive pop star is as simple as it is painful: a birth year. Justin Bieber's birthday and CK One's launch both happened in 1994.

16) The kid from Karate Kid is now older than Mr Miyagi was in the movie.

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Pat Morita, the actor who played Mr. Miyagi was 52 when The Karate Kid came out in 1984. Ralph Macchio, who played the titular kid Daniel is currently 56. So he's really not a kid anymore, I guess.

To be fair, he's looking pretty good for 56Throwbacks

17) There are adults who were born after Roseanne ended

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Honestly, if could only pick one sitcom to define the '90s, it would be Roseanne. It ended it's run 20 years ago, in 1997, after 9 seasons. That means that there are soon going to be 20 year olds who have never lived in a world where there are new episodes of Roseanne. Well, at least until that Roseanne return ABC announced finally starts.

18) Most kids who graduated high school this year were born AFTER TRL started airing

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A whole year after, in fact. Most kids who graduated this year would have been born in 1999, while the beloved MTV show TRL started in 1998. The show sadly came to an end back in 2008, however MTV announced back in April that they would be bringing the show back...kind of. So maybe that will help us feel a little less ancient. Hopefully? Though I sincerely doubt it will be as good as the fake-TRL in Josie and the Pussycats.

19) Mila Kunis is older than Tetris

Maybe it's because she was so young when we first saw her on That 70s Show, but in my head Mila Kunis will forever be at most 20 years old. Turns out, she is in fact 34 as of this year, which is one whole year older than the classic game Tetris. She was born in 1983, while Tetris was first released in 1984.

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20) Speaking of That 70s Show...

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That 70s Show was both a staple of '90s television, but also a testament to the popularity of all things '70s during the '90s. The show debuted in 1998, and was set 22 previously in 1976. That means that if a similar show started today, and was set a similar number of years back, it would be called That 90s Show and be set in 1995. Actually that would make a really awesome show, someone should totally do that.

Now that we've survived this list, pour yourself a drink. You deserve it.Giphy

If you still want to think about just how old you are, check out this list of things that we did in the '90s that we would be totally shunned for today.