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10 Hilariously Accurate Alternate Titles To Every Book They Forced You To Read In School

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Everybody remembers the hours they spent slaving away in school, having to read, and then write about, books that they couldn't have cared less about. Hell, I actually loved reading as a kid and a teenager, but I'll be damned if I didn't loathe every minute I had to spend reading Brave New World.

Thankfully, it seems like we're not alone. The Online Pen Company have compiled artistic depictions of "classic" books that, if they were honest, would actually have titles something like this. They even included cute little Penguin Books renditions of their plots! These were some of our personal favorites.

War And Peace

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I've still never forgiven my teacher for assigning this over the Christmas break that one year...

The Great Gatsby

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It sure did buy him a lot of other things though.

The Wind In The Willows

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Seriously, did anything even really happen in this book? All I remember is a toad, a mole, a rat and a badger drinking tea and discussing quaint things.

Death of a Salesman

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I'm pretty sure I still don't understand what the hell Miller was going on about with this one.

If you think those are hilariously accurate, wait 'til you see the rest!

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