Every kid likes playing with toys, but sometimes you have to wonder if the companies that make them don't secretly hate kids. When you look at these next 13 toys, it's hard to imagine that a ton of us even made it to adulthood!
Bat Masterson Derringer Belt Gun
Because nothing says "safety" like a prop gun that shoots hot exploding caps while sitting directly above your crotch.
Atomic Energy Lab
This toy from the 50s shipped with genuinely radioactive material included in it for kids to play with. No, we are not kidding.
Slip N' Slide
There was nothing quite like rocketing down a horizontal water tube at top speeds, especially once you went just a bit too fast and crashed into something.
CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit
Turns out the powder used to dust for prints with this contained one of the most dangerous forms of asbestos, making this kit a freaking CANCER RISK.