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7 Songs About Getting It On That'll Make You Say "Not Tonight, I Have A Headache"

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Music has been used to convey plenty of complex emotions throughout the years, and probably none more so than the desire to get down and dirty with someone you find attractive.

Some people, like R. Kelly, have made a career out of it.Billboard

While there's plenty of songs that lend themselves well to this, some artists end up putting out songs that, while they're certainly ABOUT the act of shtupping, really, really don't lend themselves well to it at all. These 7 songs in particular are guaranteed to kill any urges you have.

1) The Black Eyed Peas - "My Humps"

I dunno about you guys, but hearing about Fergie's "lovely lady lumps" or Will.I.Am's "Milky cocoa puff" really don't get me in the mood to canoodle.

2) 50 Cent - "Candy Shop"

"I'll let you lick the lollipop" sounds like a sixth grader trying to "cleverly" talk about doing the horizontal tango and failing miserably. The beat doesn't lend itself well either. Hell, the parody of it by The Dan Band is almost more effective.

3) Led Zeppelin - "The Lemon Song"

Because nothing puts you in the mood for some afternoon delight quite like hearing the line "Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg / The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed." Yeesh.

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